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EPISODE 1.01

EPISODES

HERE WE ARE ON THE FULL MO-WAIT DAMN! I’M LATE I’M LATE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 100 EPISODES, ALL ON TIME, AND HERE COMES EPISODE ONE 101… 1 DAY LATE! HA! NO EXCUSES FROM ME… I JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT! WELL IT’S HERE ANYWAYS, READY TO GO! IT’S A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE THIS MONTH… THIS IS ACTUALLY A WORD FOR WORD REMAKE OF EPISODE 1 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO DO A “REBOOT” OF THE SURFPHONY WITH MODERN DAY TECH AND MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE NOW! I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW SHORT THE OLD EPISODES ARE THOUGH HA! THIS BAD BOY IS STILL GOING TO 60 MINUTES THOUGH CAUSE I CAN’T LEAVE YAS HANGING! SO ENJOY EPISODE 1…01 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!

EPISODE 100

EPISODES

IT’S A FULL MOON YES IT IS!!! THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF 2021 IS HERE! AND…. IT IS EPISODE ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEEED!!! AAAAAND IT IS THE EIGHT ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY… WHO CARES! IT’S EPISODE ONE HUNDRED THAT’S INSANE! WE ARE FINALLY HERE IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS! DERK BRIGANTE HERE WITH YA ALL THE WAY FROM EPISODE ONE. IT HAS BEEN A LOOOOONG STRANGE JOURNEY, FULL OF THRILLS, CHILLS, SPILLS, COWBOYS, SPACEMEN, PRIVATE EYES, LOUNGE SINGERS, THE WALKING DEAD, TWO OF A KIND, AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE FOR YOU AND YOU … HERE FOR ME BABY! WOO! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO EVER LISTENED TO THE SURFPHONY. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE BEING YOUR HOST… WHAT AM I SAYING? THERE’S STILL AN EPISODE TO GO HERE! OK OK OK. OF COURSE I GOT MUSIC FOR YA. I HAVE THE YOUNG BARONS, TORO JONES, THE ZILLATONES, CAPTAIN RICO AND THE GHOST BAND, THE KAPUTNIKS, BIG KAHUNA MATATA,  TED BOYS MARINOS, OPERATION OCTOPUS, CHEWBACCA’S, TSUNAMI EXPERIMENT, FUTUREVOLT, LOS DEDOS, THE BEACH BESERKERS, LOS DAYTONAS, SURF KATZ, THE CREATURE PREACHERS, AND THE JET SCREAMS. IT’S A JAM PACKED EPISODE. WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FOR THE BIG ONE HUNDO?!

EPISODE 99

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THE FINAL FULL MOON OF 2020… THANK THE LORD! FINALLY THROUGH THIS YEAR THAT SEEMED TO LAST MANY YEARS. RETURNING TO REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING ON THE SURFPHONY FINALLY! FEELS LIKE I’VE BEEN DOING THEME EPISODES FOR THE LONGEST TIME. JUST A REGULAR OLD SURFPHONY TODAY FOR EPISODE 99… ONE MORE EPISODE BEFORE WE HIT THE BIG ONE HUNDRED! NO REST FOR THE WICKED THOUGH. THE BIG DERBOSKI BRINGING THE BEST IN SURF ON EPISODE 99!

EPISODE 98 – TRIPLE TROUBLE

EPISODES

OOOOOOH IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY YET!! NOT ONE, NOT TWO… BUT THREE DERKS ALL IN ONE EPISODE! SHERIFF BRIGANTE OF CALL OF THE WEST, CAPTAIN BRIGANTE OF SURF IN SPACE, AND DERK TRACY OF WOO DUNNIT? ALL FIND THEMSELVES IN A WORLD NOT THEIR OWN. WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? WHERE IS MY SURF MUSIC?! AH SHUT UP IT’S HERE DON’T WORRY!! IT’S A NEAPOLITAN SURF EPISODE! 3 FLAVORS OF SURF FOR YOU TO DIG INTO. IF IT AIN’T OBVIOUS BY NOW, YOU GOT WESTERN SURF, SPACE SURF, AND SURF NOIR! FEATURING BEWARE OF BLAST, FUTUREVOLT, THE 427’S, LOS REVERB, THE REVERB SYNDICATE, TED BOYS MARINO, GIRL OVER PLANET, SECRET AGENT AND MORE!!! 

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 – EPISODE 97: BOO THOUSAND 2020

EPISODES

What is Count Von Derkula doing up in broad daylight?! Not to worry, I’m down in the laboratory in the depths of the Von Derkula manor. No windows down here and some great wi-fi! I’m bringing you the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOO THOUSAND a bit earlier because this episode is limited edition! There’s only so much time to sink your fangs into a new episode of the Big Dead Surf when the full moon is on Halloween! So join the party early, no need to be fashionably late. Join us for a fun night of dancing and the living dead! Only on the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOO THOUSAND!

Featuring the spookiest tunes from the likes of Secret Agent, Beware of Blast, The Spiratones, Os Pampa Haoles, Las Olas, Surflamingo, Operation Octopus, The Surf Zombies, WJLP,  Underwater Bosses, Los Attarayas, The Creature Preachers, The Volcanics, Los Freneticos, Megatronadores, and Marmaleene and The Moondusters!

EPISODE 96

EPISODES

HELLO FINKS, IT’S ME AGAIN… IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI! HEY WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T IT AN OCTOBER FULL MOON?! ANSWER: YES. YES, IT IS. SO DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT IT’S THE HALLOWEEN SURFPHONY SPECIAL?! WELL, ABOUT THAT… WE ACTUALLY HAVE TWO FULL MOONS THIS MONTH! THAT’S RIGHT, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLUE MOON SITUATION! IT’S A VERY RARE OCCASION THAT DERK BRIGANTE HIMSELF APPEARS IN OCTOBER BUT HERE WE ARE… WITH EPISODE 96 COMING TO YA BEFORE WE HEAD FOR THE BIG DEAD SURF! I GOT SOME NEW MUSIC COMIN’ AT YA FROM WE’RE ALL IN DANGER, ARNO DE CEA & THE CLOCKWORK WIZARDS, AND BEACH BOMB! I ALSO HAVE SOME NEW SURF KATZ ALONG WITH THE GREEN REFLECTORS, DYNOWAVES, GIRL OVER PLANET, CAPTAIN RICO AND THE GHOST BAND, UNDERWATER BOSSES, AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS! THIS IS THE CALM BEFORE THE BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND SURF STORM COMING TO YOU ON OCTOBER 31ST!

EPISODE 95

EPISODES

HERE COMES A NEW EPISODE! THE SURFPHONY IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SURF FOR THE SEPTEMBER FULL MOON! ENDED UP BEING A BIT SHORT LAST MONTH SO I HAD TO MAKE UP FOR THAT… AND WENT A BIT OVERBOARD. IT’S ALL GOOD THOUGH! ALSO FEATURED IN THIS EPISODE, THE LOOOOOOONGEST EVER 2000! I’M STILL NOT SURE HOW I PULLED IT OFF. ANYWAYS, YOU WANT THE MUSIC, I GOT THE MUSIC! FEATURING NEW BANDS DYNOWAVES, CAPTAIN RICO AND THE GHOST BAND, THE WAX PHANTOMS, TIDAL WAVE, THE SURF SERPENTS, AND THE ME GUSTAS! WOW! THEN WE HAVE NEW MUSIC FROM THE SPIRATONES, LOS ATASCADOS, AND SURF KATZ. FINALLY, WE HAVE MARIACHI DEATH SQUAD, PANTY TSUNAMI, THE 427’S, LOS REVERB, DREBIN, LOS OXIDADOS, AND KILLER TONE JONES! HOW DID I FIT ALL OF THIS INTO 60 MINUTES?! I DIDN’T.

EPISODE 94

EPISODES

AUGUST ALREADY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SUMMER?! THE AUGUST FULL MOON JUST SNUCK UP ON ME. GOOD THING I CAME PREPARED… WITH ANOTHER HOT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! FEATURING THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST HOST… THE BIG DERBOSKI! WHO ELSE? JOIN ME ON ANOTHER EPISODE AS WE CLIMB HIGHER AND HIGHER TO 100 EPISODES. THE SURFPHONY IS IN FIFTH GEAR NOW AND WE’RE ABOUT TO HIT THE REDLINE! THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR HIGH SPEED SURF CHASE FEATURING THE LIKES OF KING BEEZ, PEOPLEPERSON, LOS REVERB, RAZORBLADES, ZAK AND THE KRAKENS, REV HANK, KILLER TONE JONES, THE KAPUTNIKS, ELEKTRA KINGS, POINTBREAK, LOS KOSMOS, UNDERWATER BOSSES, AND SURF KATZ! NOW PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL, HIT PLAY AND LET LOOSE THE BIG SURF!

 

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 – EPISODE 92

EPISODES

SUMMERTIME SURFPHONY YEAAAAAAAAAH!! THE JULY FULL MOON IS RISING AND I’M READY! GOT A HOT EPISODE LINED UP FOR YOU FINKS! I’M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE. LOTS OF SOLID MUSIC AND JUST A BIG, FUN EPISODE! I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY IT. I’M SURE YOU WILL THOUGH! WE HAVE SOME FANTASTIC NEW TUNES FROM THE KAPUTNIKS, LOS ATASCADOS, AND HATTORI HANZO SURF EXPERIENCE! I ALSO HAVE A COUPLE OF PICKS FROM SHARAWAJI RECORDS’ NEW EDITION OF SURF BRITANNIA WITH POINTBREAK, SURF MANCHU, AND ZAK AND THE KRAKENS! RETURNING BANDS SECRET ADMIRER, THE GREEN REFLECTORS, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, MOMS I’D LIKE TO SURF, DURANGO14, LOS KOSMOS, OS PAMPAS HAOLES, TERREUR TWIST, AND A FEW MORE!

EPISODE 92

EPISODES

NOTHING CAN STOP THE BIG DERBOSKI! NOT MOVING TO A NEW PLACE, NOT A CRAPPY RECORDING, NOT LAZINESS! NOTHING!!! HERE I SIT ON THE JUNE FULL MOON. WITH A COMPLETELY REDONE EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ALL RECORDED IN THE LAST 2 HOURS! I JUST COULDN’T SIT THERE AND GIVE YA A HALF-BAKED SHOW! I TALKED BIG ABOUT GETTING A NEW MIC. I CAN’T HAVE THE SHOW COMING OUT SOUNDING LIKE IT WAS RECORDED WITH A TIN CAN. SO THERE I WAS… JUNE 5TH, 2020, RECORDING AND EDITING EVERY ALL OVER AGAIN! LET THAT BE A LESON THAT THE SURFPHONY IS SYNONYMOUS WITH QUALITY! SPEAKING OF WHICH, I HACE SOME AWESOME MUSIC READY FOR YAS! TOOOOOOONS OF NEW STUFF FROM MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, SURF KATZ, BEWARE OF BLAST, LOS ATASCADOS, AND THE SPIRATONES! NEW BANDS TOO! FROM ALTERED STATE OF REVERB, THERE’S GIRL OVER PLANET AND OS PAMPAS HAOLES! MORE NEW BANDS, HUGO STRANGER & THE RATTLERS, LOS ATARRAYAS, AND THE JETSCREAMS! LET’S GET GOING, CLICK THE LINK AND START LISTENING!

 

EPISODE 91 – WOO DUNNIT? AGAIN?!

EPISODES

THE RETURN OF THE VERY FIRST THEME EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. INTRODUCING… DERK TRACY IN WOO DUNNIT?! AGAIN?!  THE NUMBER 1 PRIVATE MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO THE BIG SURF AIRWAVES FROM ALL THE WAY BACK ON EPISODE 4! GEEEEEEEEZE… TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH. WELL, HE’S HERE NOW AND READY TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS… ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE AIN’T MUCH BUSINESS GOIN’ ON. COME FOR THE DETECTIVE, STAY FOR THE SPY SURF BY SOME AWESOME BANDS LIKE THE 427S, THE AIR CATS BAND, THE HUARACHES, THE EYEBERRIES, DE SURFURES, TSUNAMI EXPERIMENT, LOS ATASCADOS, AND SO MUCH MORE! NEW AND OLD… IT’S ALL SPY SURF, SURF NOIR, SMOOTH JAZZ- WAIT NO, NOT THAT LAST ONE…

CREDIT TO ALL THESE GREAT FOLKS THAT PUT TOGETHER SOUNDFX THAT I USED ON THE SHOW!
Mredig – elevator door open – https://freesound.org/people/mredig/sounds/120557/
KeeKee – tele_ring – https://freesound.org/people/KeeKee/sounds/389604/
Mycompasstv – Phone off the hook signal – https://freesound.org/people/mycompasstv/sounds/457161/
Davidferoli – Hang up Hang down phone – https://freesound.org/people/davidferoli/sounds/186244/
ERH – tv on hum off – https://freesound.org/people/ERH/sounds/30950/
Robinhood76 – 06145 futuristic magnetic gate.wav – https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/330724/
Daniel Simion – Street Sounds – http://soundbible.com/2175-Street.html
Mike Koenig – Urban Traffic – http://soundbible.com/641-Urban-Traffic.html
CGeffex – Many Punches – http://soundbible.com/1409-Many-Punches.html
FreqMan – object falls (5).wav – https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/43603/

EPISODE 90

EPISODES

SO WE MEET AGAIN! HERE ON THE FULL MOON! THE BIG DERBOSKI HERE… BUT I’M NOT ALONE! HELL NO! MY BUDDY BIG DAVE IS HERE TOO! HE’S ON THE SURFPHONY FOR OUR LITTLE ANNUAL GET TOGETHER. I WAS ON HIS SHOW REVOLUTION SURF SO OF COURSE I’M RETURNING THE FAVOR AND LETTING HIM SPIN SOME SURF TUNES TOO! HE’S GOT KOOL PIX LINED UP FOR YA. TUNE IN TO FIND WHAT HE’S GOT. ME, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE FOR YAS… A LITTLE BIT OF TERRORSURFS, SOME TERREUR TWIST, MEGATRONADORES, SURFLAMINGO, AND BEACH MOONSTERS. SOME NEW MUSIC FROM SURF KATZ AND THE BUMBLEBATS, AS WELL AS SOME OLD SCHOOL TUNES FROM THE FELLAS IN DANGER DEATH RAY! VERY ECLECTIC EPISODE FOR THIS MONTH. YOU WILL ENJOY! NOW GO… LISTEN!!!

EPISODE 89

EPISODES

I’M A LITTLE BIT EARLY… BUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, I’M HERE NOW! THE SURFPHOHY COMIN A LITTLE BIT EARLY CAUSE I’M HEADING OUT ON VACATION! YEAH EXCITING! LOTTA NEW MUSIC FROM FAMILIAR FACES ON MARCH’S EPISODE, PEOPLEPERSON, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, SURF KATZ, SEAFOAM TSUNAMI, AND LOS ATASCADOS! WE ALSO HAVE LOS TORNILLOS, THE KAPUTNIKS, UNDERWATER BOSSES, VOODOO SURF TRIBE, THE OBSIDIANS, AND LOTS MORE! ALL IN 60 MINUTES FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE! WE’RE FINALLY REACHING SPRING AND THE SURFPHONY IS HEATING UP WITH SOME HELLA GOOD SURF!

 

EPISODE 88

EPISODES

I’M HERE NOW! ON THE FULL MOON! FEELIN WEIRD BEING HERE SO EARLY IN THE MONTH BUT THAT’S NOT MY DECISION… IT IS JUST THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE! SOUNDS LIKE I’M JUST MAKING SOME EXCUSES… BUT I DON’T NEED EM! I’M HERE, I’M READY! I GOT A BIG EPISODE PREPARED! HOO BOY, I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE. IT’S NOTHING SPECIAL BUT I WAS REALLY FEELIN THIS! LOT OF GREAT MUSIC AND A LIL BIT OF THE BIG DERBOSKI! I HAVE SOME NEWCOMERS TO THE SHOW, MARMALEENE AND THE MOONDUSTERS, PROPELLERS, LES VENTURAS, AND THE KAPUTNIKS! THAT’S NOT ALL OF THE SHOW THOUGH, GOT SOME RETURNING BANDS LIKE LOS REVERB, THE GREEN REFLECTORS, DANGER!! DEATH RAY, CHEWBACCA’S, LOS FRENETICOS, LOS ATASCADOS, THE MEN IN GRAY SUITS, AND THE FROGENSTEIN. THIS IS A REAL GOOD EPISODE! ENJOY!!!

 

EPISODE 87

EPISODES

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE BIG SURF TOO! THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ARRIVES IN 2020 WITH SURF STYLE WOOOOOOO! 7 YEARS AGO, I BROUGHT THE SURFPHONY BACK TO LIFE AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, I’M STILL HERE. EVEN MORE, I STILL ENJOYING DOIN THIS! HELL YEAH! I LOOOOOOVE IT!

THIS EPISODE WE ARE DOING A LITTLE CELEBRATION FOR MY ANNIVERSARY. NOTHING TOO WILD, JUST A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE AND HAVE NOT HEARD! MUSIC FROM PANTY TSUNAMI, VOODOO SURF TRIBE, DANGER!! DEATH RAY, ANDROID BEACH PARTY, THE VOLCANICS, THE OBSIDIANS, AND MUCH MORE. ALL PACKED INTO 1 HOUR OF SURF POWER!

EPISODE 86

EPISODES

THE DECADE IS COMING TO A CLOSE! THIS IS THE FINAL EPISODE OF NOT ONLY 2019 BUT OF THE 2010’S! SO WHAT’S ON SPECIAL THIS MONTH?!… UM, NOTHING REALLY. JUST THE SAME OL’ TOP NOTCH SURF YOU EXPECT FROM THE BIG DERBOSKI! HOT NEW BANDS LIKE DANGER!! DEATH RAY, THE SWAMP COOLERS, ZAK AND THE KRAKENS, AND DREBIN! LOT OF GOOD STUFF NEW AND FAMILIAR, DIDI WRAY IS BACK ALONG WITH SURF KATZ WITH SOME HOLIDAY TUNES, SPF4, LOST CULTURE AND ROBOTRON ALL HERE FOR A WILD 60 MINUTES OF SURF! I’M HERE TOO YA KNOW. JUST BOASTIN’ AND BLOVIATING! IT’S FRIGGIN COLD OUT! BE THAT AS IT MAY, THE SURFPHONY IS HEATING UP AND READY TO SET THE SURF WORLD ON FIRE!

I ALSO USED SOME SOUNDFX SO CREDIT WHERE IT’S DUE!

OGSoundFX – Earthquake 1 – Big.wav – https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423120/
Audiojacked – Alarm, Air Raid Siren, Test, Devonport, Sony PCM M-10.wav – https://freesound.org/people/audiojacked/sounds/336640/
Iwiploppenisse – Explosion – https://freesound.org/people/Iwiploppenisse/sounds/156031/

 

EPISODE 85

EPISODES

THE NOVEMBER FULL MOON HAS RISEN IN THE SKY AND WITH IT COMES THE BIG DERBOSKI! TOOK A QUICK BREAK IN OCTOBER BUT I HAVE ARRIVED, READY FOR ACTION! I LOADED UP WITH LOTS OF NEW SURF FOR TODAY’S SHOW! LET’S WELCOME BEACH MOONSTERS, LOST CULTURE, THE SEATOPIANS, SURF KATZ, AND PILOTS OF DUNE TO THE SHOW! CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE RETURNING BANDS KILLER TONE JONES, THE EYEBERRIES (NEW ALBUM DEBUT!), LOS TORNILLOS, AND ROBOTRON! HOW DO I GET IT ALL INTO 60 MINUTES?! GOOD QUESTION… CAUSE I WENT OVER AGAIN…

DISCLAIMER: I GOT A NEW MICROPHONE! I’M NOT SURE HOW TO USE IT YET! I TURNED THE GAIN UP JUST A LITTLE TOO HIGH SO I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THE DISTORTION ON MY VOICE. EVEN THE BIG DERBOSKI MAKES MISTAKES!

 

EPISODE 84 – BOOOO THOUSAND!!!

EPISODES

GOOD EVENING BOILS AND GHOULS! COUNT VON DERKULA HAS RETURNED! THE FULL BLOOD MOON IS UPON US! I HAVE RISEN FROM MY GRAVE YET AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FANG-TASTIC PARTY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! JOIN THE COUNT AND ALL MANNERS OF MONSTERS, DEMONS, GHOULS, GHOSTS FOR THE WILDEST PARTY THAT WILL SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU! DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE INVITED! SIXTY MINUTES OF SPOOKY, SCARY SURF FROM ODICOLON, MARK MALIBU & THE WASAGAS, THE SURF ZOMBIES, THE AQUAHOLICS, AND THE SPIRATONES!

EPISODE 83

EPISODES

HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH DECISION THIS MONTH, FINKS… TECHNICALLY THE FULL MOON IS ON SEPTEMBER 14TH. BUT I’M GETTING CONFLICTING REPORTS TELLING ME THE FULL MOON WILL APPEAR AT 12:30 ON SATURDAY! AS IN… TONIGHT! WELL, NO HARM IN RELEASING THE SHOW A BIT EARLY I SUPPOSE, MOON’S GONNA BE FULL ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. IT ALSO MEANS I CAN GET THE SHOW IN FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH! LUCKY FOR YOU! COUNT YOURSELF EVEN MOOOOORE LUCKY BECAUSE I HAVE PACKED THE SURFPHONY TO THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT WITH SURF! I ACTUALLY WENT OVERTIME ON THIS ONE WHOOPS! BUT IT’S FOR THE BEST. 21 SONGS, 10 NEW BANDS, 1 BAAAAAD CAT! NEW MUSIC FROM CHEWBACCA’S AND BLACK VALLEY MOON. NEW BANDS LIKE LOS TORNILLOS, KILLER TONE JONES, DURANGO14, KAWABONGA, CANNIBAL MOSQUITOS, AND THE TOURMALINERS! MANY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM TOO! TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

EPISODE 82

EPISODES

I’M HERE NOW! IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE! THE FULL MOON IS LIGHTING UP THE SKY AND DROPPING A SPOTLIGHT DOWN ON THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST, THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! IMAGINE THAT WITH SOME ECHO ON IT OK? YOU KNOW HOW THE BIG DERBOSKI LIKES HIS VOICE TO BE HEARD. MORE MUSIC TO FIT INTO YOUR SUMMER PLANS. I GOT THE PERFECT PLAYLIST FOR YOU WHILE THE WEATHER IS STILL WARM! NEW TUNES FROM LOS OXIDADOS, RETROCAINE AND LOS FRENETICOS! NEWCOMERS UNDERWATER BOSSES AND PANTY TSUNAMI ARE HERE! RETURNING TO THE SHOW, WE GOT TSUNAMI OF SOUND, CARLO, SECRET ADMIRER, THE MILK LIZARDS, DIRTY FUSE, AND TSUNAMIBOTS! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HELLUVA SHOW! IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH MUSIC TO READ ABOUT THEN I GOT PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. EVEN MORE TUNES AWAIT YOU! HOW DO I GET IT ALL INTO 60 MINUTES? VERY CAREFULLY.

EPISODE 81

EPISODES

DON’T SHOOT… I’M A MAAAAAAN! AND I COME BEARING GIFTS! THE GIFT OF SURF! PUT IT AWAY. PREDICTABLE AS ALWAYS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI AND I’M IN A BIG MESS, I MEAN A REALLY BIG MESS! I’VE PUT AWAY MY TOYS AND WITH MY MICROPHONE, I’M DOING A SUPER SHOW! LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, I’M A MAN WITH A MISSION… TO BRING YA 60 MINUTES OF THE FINEST SURF AND BABY DO I GOT IT! I’M RIGHT ON TIME TOO! 1 FULL HOUR (AND 4 SECONDS) OF THE BIG SURF READY FOR YA ON THE JULY FULL MOON! BIG TUNES COMING AT YA! LOS FRENETICOS! THE JAGALOONS! DIDI WRAY! THE AQUAHOLICS! OPERATION OCTOPUS! LOS MISTERIOS! LOS YAWARES! GOOD GOD MAN, HOW MANY BANDS ARE THERE?! MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM… AND IT’S … IT’S COMING FROM THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!

 

EPISODE 80

EPISODES

WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW… IT’S ANOTHER FULL MOON! AND HERE I AM WITH ANOTHER HOUR OF THE BEST SURF MUSIC AROUND! PRESENTED BY THE BOSS BAD CAT, DERK BRIGANTE! THIS MONTH’S EPISODE IS A SPECIAL ONE! IT’S NUMBER 80! BESIDES THE NUMBER, IT’S JUST A REGULAR OLD SHOW. THE BIG DERBOSKI DOESN’T DEVIATE FROM THE NORM TOO OFTEN SO JUST MORE SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! LOTS OF MUSIC FROM THE WEST TO THE EAST, LIKE LOS FRENETICOS, DIDI WRAY, LOS KOSMOS, HATTORI HANZO SURF EXPERIENCE AND ONE OF MY FAVS, TAKESHI TERAUCHI! LOTS OF KOOL SURF AND A FEW PICKS FROM OUTTA LEFT FIELD! THIS EPISODE’S A BIT OF A LONGER ONE; WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR EPISODE 80. HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THE 60 MINUTE MANIAC DOIN’ A LIL OVERTIME!

 

EPISODE 79

EPISODES

HOLA FINKS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI COMIN’ IN HOT ON THE HIDE TIDE FOR MAY’S FULL MOON! DELIVERING YOU ANOTHER GREAT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YA TOO… THIS MONTH WE’RE HEADING TO SPAIN AND CHECKING OUT ALL THE SURF BANDS THAT CALL IT HOME! THAT’S RIGHT, ALL SPANISH SURF FOR THIS MONTH’S EPISODE! OVER 20 SPANISH BANDS FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE! LOS BLUE MARINOS! SURFANTASMAS! LOS A-TUNES! SANTOS MORCEGOS! DE SURFURES! LOTS OF FAMILIAR AND NEW NAMES AND SONGS TO HEAR! I’M READY FOR YA FINKS… THE BIG DERBOSKI ALWAYS DELIVERS ON THE FULL MOON. NOW… ARE YOU READY?

 

EPISODE 77

EPISODES

We got some sad news… The king of the surf guitar Dick Dale, has passed away at 81. Next month, I’ll be doing a tribute to the surf legend. For the time being, enjoy my little tribute of using Misirlou as the theme. Now, on the with show…

CAUSE I HAVE A FUN ONE HERE FOR YA! BIG DAVE OF REVOLUTION ROCK IS DROPPING IN FOR A GREAT GUEST SEGMENT ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THIS YEAR, HE’S TAKING A LOOK AT THE CAREER OF LINK WRAY SPANNING SEVERAL DECADES FROM THE 50’S TO THE 90’S! THE BIG DERBOSKI’S BRINGING SOME SURF TO THE PARTY TOO. DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME! I HAVE A METRIC TON OF NEW SURF MUSIC! THERE’S BEEN A TON OF NEW RELEASES IN THE LAST MONTH AND I HAD TO GET AS MUCH IN AS I COULD. I THINK I DID ALRIGHT! I HAVE SOME NEWCOMERS, THE SPIRATONES, ALONG WITH NEW MUSIC FROM SURFQUAKE, SURFLAMINGO AND MOMS I’D LIKE TO SURF!

EPISODE 76

EPISODES

HEY WHERE’S THE FULL MOON? IT’S STILL A FEW DAYS AWAY BUT THE SURFPHONY’S MAKING IT’S WAY TO YA NOW! REASON BEING IS THAT I’M HEADING OUT TO LAS VEGAS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND WON’T BE ABLE TO GET THE SURFPHONY OUT THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON (I DON’T TRUST HOTEL WI-FI). SO, I’M GETTING IT OUT NOW, THE EARLIER THE BETTER! I’VE NEVER MISSED A FULL MOON! OK I DID ONCE BUT IT WAS OUTSIDE OF MY CONTROL.

SO FOR EPISODE 76, THE FULL SNOW MOON, THE BIG DERBOSKI IS SWITCHING THINGS UP… ALL NEW SURF FROM ALL NEW BANDS! I’M DOING A FULL EPISODE OF BANDS THAT HAVE NEVER HAD BEEN PLAYED ON THE SURFPHONY! THE GAGARINS, SPF4, SURFANTASMAS, SEAFOAM TSUNAMI AND MANY MORE ON THE SHOW!

EPISODE 75

EPISODES

HAPPY NEW YEAR FINKS! THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK WITH A REAL BIG EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY! IT’S THE SIXTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BIG SURF! 75 EPISODES OLD! WOW! CRAZY TO THINK I’VE BEEN GOING THIS LONG AND JUST GETTING BIGGER AND BETTER WOOOOO I GOT A WHOLE GREATEST HITS EPISODE FOR YA THIS MONTH, LOOKING BACK AT ALL THE GREAT MUSIC OVER THE LAST 25 EPISODES. LOTS OF TASTY HITS FROM CANADA, SHARAWAJI RECORDS, AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU! HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR SOME SURF CAUSE THERE’S A LOOOOT OF IT!

EPISODE 74

EPISODES

THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 IS APPROACHING THE END… OF THE YEAR! WOW! ANOTHER 12 EPISODES IN THE BAG FOR THE BIG DERBOSKI BUT UNLIKE 2018, I’M GONNA KEEP GOING! HERE WE ARE ON THE COLD DECEMBER MOON, HUNKERIN’ DOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS. HERE’S MY GIFT TO YOU, FINKS… 60 MINUTES OF THE FINEST SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH, NEATLY WRAPPED UP ON THE GREATEST SURF PODCAST AROUND. WE’RE TAKING A LOOK BACK ON THE YEAR WITH SOME HITS FROM MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, THE HOLLOW GRINDERS, STORIES FROM SHAMEHILL, HAVANERA SURF AND MANY OTHERS! THE TSUNAMI EXPERIMENT HAVE SNUCK ONE LAST ALBUM IN BEFORE YEAR END SO YOU’LL BE HEARING THAT! IT’S TIME TO LISTEN TO THE SURFPHONY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THE NEW YEAR?!

EPISODE 73

EPISODES

HOLY MOLEY! NOW THAT IS A FULL MOON OUT THERE! A BIG MOON FOR A BIIIIIIG SHOW! WHEN BIG THINGS HAPPEN, I GOTTA BE THERE! SO… HERE I AM. EPISODE 73. THERE’S TOO MUCH MUSIC ON THIS SHOW! I WENT OVERTIME!! I HAD TO SQUEEZE A METRIC TON OF SURF SO THAT EXPLAINS IT. AS I DO EVERY NOVEMBER, I BRING ALL THE BANDS BACK FROM BOOOO THOUSAND FOR A SECOND ROUND! THEN THERE JUST HAPPENED TO BE A LOT OF NEW MUSIC COMING OUT SO I HAD TO GET THAT ON TOO! NEW STUFF FROM MARK MALIBU & THE WASAGAS, THE REVERB SYNDICATE, SANGUE DE ANDROID, AND LOS ATASCADOS!

EPISODE 72 – B000 2018

EPISODES

Good evening boys and ghouls! Count Von Derkula back from the grave once again! It’s October and there’s a full moon so I’m back in black for another episode of The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! I’m coffin up some more spooky surf that’s gonna scare the living daylights out of you! It’s Halloween and that means it’s time for me to go to bat on The Big Dead Surf! Lots of terrifying tunes from the likes of Los Kosmos, Sloptones, Los Deformes, The Eyeberries, and The Terrorsurfs to get you going bump in the night! Don’t be afraid of the dark! It’s where I keep these all these great tunes! Tune in to The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOO THOUSAND… if you dare! Ah ah ah!

Credits go to Julius_galla for Monster Step Foreleg 2/2  which I used for a certain someone showing up to the party!
https://freesound.org/people/julius_galla/sounds/253681/

 

EPISODE 71

EPISODES

YO IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI BACK AFTER ANOTHER ONE OF MY MOST EXCELLENT THEME EPISODES! COMING HOT OFF OF SURF IN SPACE WITH THE SORT OF STUFF YOU’RE USED TO … SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! WE ARE GOING WORLDWIDE ON THIS EPISODE TOO! FROM LOS REVERB IN URUGUAY TO HAVANERA SURF IN SPAIN, SPENDING SOME TIME IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH WITH THE HANG-TEN HANGMEN, THE GREEN REFLECTORS AS WELL AS KING BEEZ, THEY’RE ALL HERE ON EPISODE 71 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! TAKING A MONTH OFF GETS ME ALL HYPED UP FOR MY RETURN TO THE BIG SURF AND THIS EPISODE WAS TOO MUCH FUN! THAT’S WHY I’M GONE NEXT MONTH TOO… BUT YA GOTTA TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHY!

EPISODE 70 – SURF IN SPACE!

EPISODES

IN THE YEAR 20XX… ACTUALLY, I’LL LEAVE THE INTRODUCTION TO THE OTHER FELLA ON THE SHOW. WELCOME TO THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF THE SURFPHONY’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSES EPISODES! WE GRABBED A SEAT AT THE BAR OF THE FULL MOON LOUNGE FOR EXODERKA, WE’VE HEARD THE CALL OF THE WEST WITH SHERIFF BRIGANTE, AND WE STILL DON’T KNOW WOO DUNNIT WITH DERK TRACY! NOW, WE EXPLORE THE STARS WITH CAPTAIN BRIGANTE OF THE GALACTIC SURF PATROL! MYSTERIOUS PLANETS! ALIENS! SPACE BATTLES! IT’S ALL HERE ON SURF… IN… SPACE!!! FEATURING SPACE SURFIN’ TUNES FROM MEGATRONADORES, DE SURFURES, TSUNAMI EXPERIMENT, AND SO MUCH MORE! TURN THAT DIAL ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT AND BEYOND TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!

LOTS OF SOUND EFFECTS WERE USED FOR THIS EPISODE. LOTS OF EM!! BIG THANKS TO FREESOUND.ORG TO HOSTING ALL THESE GREATS SOUNDS AND MAKING THEM FREE! ALSO THANK YOU TO THE FOLLOWING FOLKS FOR MAKING THE SOUNDS:

 

 

EPISODE 69

EPISODES

HELLO FINKS… IT’S DERK BRIGANTE HERE AGAIN! THE FULL MOON IS RISING AND I HEAR THE CALL OF THE SURF! I GOT THE TUNES TO MAKE YA SWOON IN THE SUMMER MONTHS, THE PERFECT SOUNDTRACK FOR YOUR BEACH ADVENTURE! LOTS OF CANADIAN SURF ON THE SHOW FROM ASTROSURF, THE MEN IN GRAY SUITS, THE SURFRAJETTES AND FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE BIG SURF, THE 427’S! TSUNAMI OF SOUND AND KING GHIDORA RETURN FOR ANOTHER ROUND! PLENTY MORE OF THAT NEW AND OLD THAT GETS YA GOIN EVERY MONTH! PLUS… A BIG SURPRISE! GOTTA STAY TIL THE END THOUGH… NO FAST FORWARDING!

 

EPISODE 68

EPISODES

FINALLY… THE SUMMER HAS COME BACK TO THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THE WARM WEATHER IS HERE, THE BEACHES ARE OPEN AND THE BEERS ARE COLD! TIME TO PUT THE BIG SURF ON THE STEREO AND GET CRACKIN’! SURF IS THE PERFECT MUSIC FOR THE SUMMER MONTHS AND THE BIG DERBOSKI’S GOT YER HOOKUP! SO MUCH MUSIC TO TAKE ALONG WITH YA! MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS! THE HUARACHES! THE TSUNAMIBOTS! THE TERRORSURFS! YOU HEARD EM BEFORE BUT I ALSO HAVE SOME NEW STUFF TO GET YA GOIN LIKE KING GHIDORA, BEWARE OF BLAST, AND TSUNAMI OF SOUND! PLENTY OF CLASSIC SURF TOO IF YOU’D PREFER THAT. IT’S ALL HERE FOR YA AND READY TO GO ON THE JUNE FULL MOON!

EPISODE 67

EPISODES

THE SURFPHONY IS GEARING UP FOR THE SUMMER! CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT OR ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN? THERE’S PLENTY OF SURF TO KEEP YA COOL THROUGH THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR! I HAVE LOTS OF STUFF FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE CENTURY! THERE’S SOME LINK WRAY AND TAKESHI TERAUCHI AS WELL AS DEEP CUTS FROM A FEW OL SKOOL SURF COMPS THEN BACK TO THE PRESENT, WE GOT C&C SURF FACTORY, CARLO, THE TSUNAMIBOTS, THE CHUKUKOS, AND SURFLAMINGO. ALL HERE FOR YA ON THE FULL MOON!

EPISODE 66

EPISODES

YO IT’S DERK HERE, BACK ON THE SURFPHONY AFTER A WELL-DESERVED BREAK! WE’RE FINALLY BACK ONTO A REGULAR LUNAR SCHEDULE SO NO MORE BLUE MOON CRAZINESS. I CAN GET BACK TO DOIN’ MY REGULAR THING, PLAYIN’ SURF MUSIC NEW AND OLD! I GOT A GOOD MIX ON THIS MONTH’S EPISODE THAT I AM SUPER STOKED TO SHARE WITH YAS! I GOT SOME BRAND NEW STUFF FROM THE HUARACHES UPCOMING ALBUM, NEWCOMERS LOS KOSMOS, MUSIC FROM THE TERRORSURFS’ MUTANT SURFIN’ TRASH, AND THE SURFERIFIC DUDES! THAT’S JUST THE NEW STUFF. LOTS OF CLASSIC SURF FROM TAKESHI TERAUCHI, DAVE MYERS AND THE SURFTONES, AND LINK WRAY! THE SHOW IS PACKED TO THE BRIM AND I GOT IT ALL IN UNDER 60 MINUTES! GREAT!

EPISODE 65

EPISODES

TWO BLUE MOONS IN A YEAR? THAT’S ONE THING… BUT TWO IN 3 MONTHS?! RIDICULOUS. THAT’S A LOT OF WORK FOR THE BIG DERBOSKI. I’M ALL ABOUT WORKING SMARTER, NOT HARDER SO HERE’S WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS MONTH’S EPISODE… A DERK-FREE SURFPHONY! WHILE I’M OFF DOIN’ WHATEVER IT IS I BE DOIN’, I GOT A COUPLE OF GUEST HOSTS TO COVER FOR ME! I DID LAY DOWN ONE RULE: THERE’S GOTTA BE SURF. THAT’S NO PROBLEM FOR THE HOSTS BECAUSE THESE FINKS ALL KNOW THEIR SURF MUSIC… COMIN’ UP FOR YA ARE THE TSUNAMIBOTS, DAVE KONSTANTINO OF CJAM 99.1 FM, AND THE TERRORSURFS! NO, THESE AIN’T THE BANDS ON THE SHOW… THESE ARE YER HOSTS! ENJOY SOME SHAMELESS PROMOTION (NOT THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH FROM ME), ENJOY SOME BANTER (INSTEAD OF THE USUAL BOASTING), AND OF COURSE… ENJOY THE SURF! (YEAH BUDDY!)

 

EPISODE 64

EPISODES

I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THAT AIN’T A BAD THING THOUGH… IT’S A GOOD THING! YOUR FAVORITE SURF PODCAST WITH ALL SORTS OF BANDS YOU KNOW AND LOVE TO HEAR! I GOT LOTS OF NEW STUFF ON THE BIG SURF TODAY, DOIN’ A LITTLE SHOWCASE OF C&C SURF FACTORY’S NEW ALBUM ‘RUMBLER’! NEW TERRORSURFS AND CARLO AS WELL AS SOME STUFF FROM DE SURFURES AND SURFLAMIGO! CANADIAN NEWCOMERS THE ATOMIC BELIVEAUS ARE ON THE SHOW ALONG WITH SURFPHONY VETS LUAU OR DIE! EPISODE 64 OF THE SURFPHONY IS GOING EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE FROM 60’S INSPIRED CHA CHA SURF TO THE HEAVIER SIDE OF THE SURF. IT’S ALL HERE FOR YA! YOU JUST GOTTA LISTEN…

 

EPISODE 63

EPISODES

BACK HERE AGAIN IN JANUARY… WHOSE BIG IDEA WAS THIS? I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT HERE WE ARE. THE BIG DERBOSKI TAKIN’ CARE OF THE SURF ON A BIG BLUE MOON. JUST KEEPIN’ IT REAL SIMPLE ON THE BIG SURF. YOU FINKS ALREADY GOT A SPECIAL EPISODE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH! THAT DOESN’T MEAN I SLACK ON THE MUSIC THOUGH! I HAVE SOME BRAND NEW CARLO THAT IS SURE TO BLOW YOUR MIND! I HAVE A FEW NEWCOMERS TO THE SURFPHONY AS WELL LIKE DE SURFURES, ANYTHING BUT SURF, SURF WRAITH AND GREENGO! I’M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LET THE MUSIC DO THE TALKIN’ SINCE I DON’T DO MUCH OF IT!

EPISODE 62 – VIDEO GAMEZZZ

EPISODES

GET READY… GO!! IT’S THE FIFTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 AND THE BIG DERBOSKI IS DOIN’ THINGS BIG AS ONLY HE CAN! I MADE THE PROMISE OF A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE LAST MONTH AND I MADE GOOD ON SAID PROMISE! HERE IT IS… THE VIDEO GAME SURF EPISODE! 1 FULL HOUR OF SURF AND INSTRO COVERS OF CLASSIC VIDEO GAME SONGS FROM SUPER MARIO, SONIC, ZELDA, AND CRASH BANDICOOT! ALL SORTS OF STUFF FROM JOHAN ANDERSSON, 130GRIT, SURFLAMINGO, AND THE NUMBER SIXES! IF VIDEO GAMES AREN’T YOUR THING BUT SURF IS… THEN DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! YOU’RE GETTING THE SAME OL’ FAST AND LOUD TUNES THAT THE BIG SURF IS KNOWN FOR, JUST WITH A BIT OF A TWIST!

EPISODE 61

EPISODES

WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE END OF A BIG YEAR FOR THE SURFPHONY! NO TIME TO SLOW DOWN AND LOOK BACK THOUGH! THE BIG SURF IS GOING 100 MILES PER HOUR ALL THE WAY INTO 2018! BUT THAT’S NOT FOR ANOTHER MONTH. WE GOTTA FOCUS ON THE HERE AND NOW… AND HERE IS SOME AWESOME SURF TO WARM UP THE COLD FULL MOON! I HAVE SOME NEW STUFF FROM LUAU OR DIE, SOME MORE RETROCAINE AND MEN IN GRAY SUITS, AND NEW CANADIAN SURF FROM THE CATAMOUNTS! I GOT A FEW SURPRISES BUT YER GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT!

EPISODE 60 – INTERVIEW WITH MARK MALIBU

EPISODES

IT’S A BIG EPISODE THIS MONTH! I GUESS WE’RE DOIN’ A LIL SPECIAL FOR THE SIXTIETH EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! WHY IS THIS ONE TWICE AS LONG AS ALL THE OTHERS… WELL, LEMME TELL YA! I TOOK SOME TIME TO SIT DOWN WITH MARK MALIBU OF MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS, TORONTO’S ORIGINAL SURF PUNK BAND AND TALK FOR A WHILE! YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO WHAT MARK HAS TO SAY! HE HAS SOME WILD STORIES FROM THE LATE 70’s AND SOME COOL STUFF ABOUT THE CURRENT WASAGAS! HEAR SOME OF THE NEW ALBUM TOO! I CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE MUSIC… SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS SHOW EVEN LONGER WITH A SUPER SET OF MUSIC! I HAVE LOTS OF AWESOME NEW SURF FROM THE MEN IN GRAY SUITS, THE SURFRAJETTES, SURFQUAKE AND RETROCAINE! THIS EPISODE IS PACKED!!!

 

EPISODE 59 – B000 2K17

EPISODES

Good evening boils and ghouls! Count Von Derkula here once again. The sun has set and night has fallen upon us. I can hear the wolfman howling at the moon and that means it’s time to polish my fangs and iron my cape! I must look sharp for the party tonight! I hope that you got the invitation and are ready for some terrifying tunes! I have enough scary surf to fill a coffin and then some! You will hear some horrifying hits from the likes of Team Void, Luau or Die, The Sloptones, 9th Wave, and The Mighty Swells! There’s nothing to fear on The Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOOO-THOUSAND!!! So what are you afraid of? Just remind yourself… It is only Surf music! Ah ah ah…

EPISODE 58

EPISODES

WELL FINKS SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? SAME THING WE DO EVERY SEASON… SURF THE EARTH! BOY DO I GOT THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YA! YOU NEED SOME TOO SWEET TUNES. I GOT YA COVERED! SO MUCH SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH FROM THE CARIBBEAN TO ST. PETERSBURG, IT’S ALL HERE ON EPISODE 58 OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! I ALSO GOT A VERY SPECIAL SONG FOR YA… I’LL GIVE YA A HINT FOR THOSE LISTENING IN ON MIXCLOUD. DO YOU SEE MY COVER PIC? I ALSO HAVE SOME NEW MUSIC FROM THE MEN IN GRAY SUITS AND SUPERTUBOS! ENOUGH TYPIN’, LET’S GET TO LISTENIN’!

EPISODE 57 – LUAU OR DIE TAKEOVER!

EPISODES

TURNS OUT THAT… “BORROWING TRACKS” FROM SURFER SPIES HAS ITS CONSEQUENCES. WHO KNEW? WELL LUAU OR DIE GOT THEIR REVENGE ON THE BIG DERBOSKI AFTER I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF DEBUTING THEIR NEW TOP SECRET TRACK “WESTERN PROMISES”. SO THEY GOT THE BIG IDEA OF TAKING OVER THE SURFPHONY AND PUTTING THEIR OWN SPIN ON IT! THOSE DASTARDLY DUDES AND DUDETTE!!! OF COURSE IT AIN’T GONNA BE YER REGULAR SURFPHONY EPISODE… LUAU OR DIE HAVE CHOSEN THEIR FAVORITE TRACKS THAT INSPIRE THEM WHEN IT COMES TO THE SURFIN’ SOUND. STUFF LIKE REM WITH A SURPRISINGLY SURFY SOUND, BEETHOVEN, AND MR. BUNGLE (DON’T MIND THE BEEPING, THAT’S A PART OF THE SONG). OF COURSE THERE IS SOME SURF MUSIC TOO! LUAU OR DIE KNOW BETTER THAN TO HAVE A SHOW WITH ZERO SURF. I’VE BEEN BUSY RECONFIGURING THE SECURITY PROTOCOLS AND THINKING UP A NEW PASSWORD SO ENJOY THIS EPISODE FOR THE TIME BEING! THE SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH WILL RETURN IN SEPTEMBER!

ALSO I GOTTA GIVE CREDIT TO THE FOLLOWING FOR SOME OF THE SFX I USED:

Pfranzen – Running away (on solid floor) – http://freesound.org/people/pfranzen/sounds/383073/

 

EPISODE 55

EPISODES

WELL GANG DON’T GOT MUCH TO SAY ON THE RETURN TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING OF THE BIG SURF… THIS IS SUCH A DAMN GOOD EPISODE THAT I WILL LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF. I’LL DO PLENTY OF SPEAKIN’ ON THE SHOW DON’T YOU WORRY! SO HERE’S WHAT I GOT IN STORE FOR YA… MORE KING BEEZ, SOME NEW TORONTO SURF BANDS ASTROSURF AND CARLO. SOME NEW STUFF FROM THE AQUAMANIACS AND TEAM VOID TOO! JUST DIG IT OK

EPISODE 54 – CALL OF THE WEST

EPISODES

WELL LOOKEE HERE PARDNER, THIS RIGHT HERE IS A BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY, COMING IN FROM A WILD TIME IN THE WEST! HIT THE OL DUSTY TRAIL WITH SHERIFF DERK BRIGANTE AND TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE COUNTY HE CALLS HOME! HEAR WILD WESTERN SURF! HEAR HOOTIN’ AND HOLLERIN’ AT THE TOWN HOOTENANNY! HEAR SOME OUTLAWS GET SHOT AT AND STUFF! HEAR… THE CALL OF THE WEST ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!

THE MOON MAY RISE IN THE EAST PARDNER… BUT IT ALWAYS SETTLES IN THE WEST!

 

CREDIT GOES TO ALL THE SOUND FX I USED:

EPISODE 53

EPISODES

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THE BIG DERBOSKI HAS A COUPLA SWEET TREATS FOR YA THIS MONTH. I HAVE SOME NEW SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH AND SOME BRAND NEW KING BEEZ FOR YOU TO DIG ON! I ALSO HAVE AN AWESOME GUEST SPOT FROM MY BUDDY DAVE OF REVOLUTION ROCK. HE’S BRINGING THE BEST IN BAAAAAAD SAX. HE HAS SOME REAL DEEP CUTS PICKED OUT SO YOU BEST TUNE INTO EPISODE 53 OF THE BIG SURF TO DIG SOME OF THE SPECIALS THAT DAVE IS SERVIN’ UP! I’LL COMPLIMENT HIS SETS WITH A BIT OF MEAN SURF WITH A LIL SURPRISE THEME SONG THROWN IN FOR YA. ALL HERE ON THE APRIL FULL MOON FINKS!

EPISODE 52

EPISODES

IT’S TIME FOR SOME MORE SURF! THE PIE IN THE SKY IS PULLIN IN A HIGH TIDE SO IT’S TIME TO HIT THE BEA-WAITAMINUTE!!! IT IS ONLY MARCH AND IT STILL SUCKS OUTSIDE. AW DAMN. WELL YOU KNOW THAT SURF MUSIC IS GOOD FOR REMIND YOU OF GOOD TIMES AT DA BEACH AND I HOPE THAT THIS LATEST EPISODE OF THE BIG SURF WILL HELP YOU OUT IN THAT REGARD. I HAVE SOME WILD STUFF ON THIS EPISODE, SPECIFICALLY SOME NEW MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGAS! BOY ARE YOU IN FOR A TREAT! BUT I’M GONNA MAKE YA LISTEN TO THE FULL EPISODE BEFORE YOU GET TO HEAR IT… SO YOU BETTER GET READY!