DON’T SHOOT… I’M A MAAAAAAN! AND I COME BEARING GIFTS! THE GIFT OF SURF! PUT IT AWAY. PREDICTABLE AS ALWAYS IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI AND I’M IN A BIG MESS, I MEAN A REALLY BIG MESS! I’VE PUT AWAY MY TOYS AND WITH MY MICROPHONE, I’M DOING A SUPER SHOW! LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, I’M A MAN WITH A MISSION… TO BRING YA 60 MINUTES OF THE FINEST SURF AND BABY DO I GOT IT! I’M RIGHT ON TIME TOO! 1 FULL HOUR (AND 4 SECONDS) OF THE BIG SURF READY FOR YA ON THE JULY FULL MOON! BIG TUNES COMING AT YA! LOS FRENETICOS! THE JAGALOONS! DIDI WRAY! THE AQUAHOLICS! OPERATION OCTOPUS! LOS MISTERIOS! LOS YAWARES! GOOD GOD MAN, HOW MANY BANDS ARE THERE?! MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM… AND IT’S … IT’S COMING FROM THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000!
The Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 